Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

There's isn't any slight of hand in Spirituality, everything you desire is right there for you to see.

The very life of any creature is a quick-fading spark in fathomless darkness.

We can start by living by the Spirit while we stop following the heart of discontentment and doubt.

Part of the journey here on Earth is learning how to discipline ourselves to set aside all of the voices and get to that deep voice within.

I think technology is having a democratising effect on film.

I'm always in love. If it's not with a man, it's something else. I love beauty. I love the sky I see outside the window. There's so much beauty in the world.

Today is a new day. Today is a day for you to begin creating a joyous, fulfilling life.

I don't think the advertisers have any real idea of their power not only to reflect but to mould society.

The best weapons of a Jew are his prayers.

And I closed my eyes because I wanted to know nothing but her arms.