Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain.

If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel.

You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

It was a smile that spelled trouble. With a promise.

I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?

What is needed is not the removal of the trouble but the conquest of self.

What the warrior renounces is anything in his experience that is a barrier between himself and others. In other words, renunciation is making yourself more available, more gentle and open to others.

Flying saucers are real. Too many good men have seen them, that don't have hallucinations.

Base wealth preferring to eternal praise.

Youth's the season made for joys, Love is then our duty.

I frankly confess that even if it were possible I should not wish to have free choice given to me, or to have anything left in my own hands by which I might strive for salvation.

I'm really disappointed at every event if I don't do less than what I wanted to do.