Mostly I have to try to censor myself so as not to write things that will hurt other people, or that will go too far.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Reminds me of my childhood.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.

Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth.

I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off.

Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

Friendship is a disinterested commerce between equals

Without thoughts the mind cannot exist only consciousness

If you can’t Respect her, you don’t Deserve Her!

It is the community that suffers when it refuses to validate any outside standards, and won't allow even the legitimate exercise of authority by the professionals it has hired.

Clearly, his winks were some sort of superpower, because I swear that if he asked me to jump from the roof of a tall building and then winked, I’d jump.

I know where there is more wisdom than is found in Napoleon Voltaire or all the ministers present and to come - in public opinion.

The clock always ticks. There are times you don't hear it, and there are times that you do.

Your explanation depresses me," I said. "Your nonsense depresses me," said Simple.

I think it's selfish to go out partying all the time, especially if you have little ones in your family.

Oakland has now increased its payroll to the point that it now ranks third in the Bay Area among all McDonald's franchises.