Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

If I actually believed that the progress of human understanding depended on our crop of contemporary novelists, I would shoot myself.

When it comes to money nobody should give up anything.

It always seems to the brothers and the father that their brother or son didn't marry the right person.

We must seek, in studying God, to be led to God.

Virgin suicide What was that she cried? No use in stayin' On this holocaust ride She gave me her cherry She's my virgin suicide

Landlords grow rich in their sleep without working, risking or economising

The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

I hope to have gathered To repay your kindness The willow leaves Scattered in the garden.

You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am.

Indeed, the woes of Software Engineering are not due to lack of tools, or proper management, but largely due to lack of sufficient technical competence.