Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

Without reading many different books, you can never leave the port of ignorance and can never obtain the peaceful mind of knowing the truth!

I gave him my heart without thinking how it would feel if he returned it.

PALATABLE CRITICISM: In a performance review, don't offer more than three criticisms. That's all an employee can digest.

I like to get in among a set of people and get to know them very well.

I had been brought up in a church which decides everything and permits no doubts, so that having rejected one article of faith I was forced to reject the rest.

If you don't have a burning passion for writing, how can you expect anyone else to be moved by what you write?

Houston Alexander is for real!

God has given us enough wisdom to make improvements in our relations.

I'm amazed at how Muslims keep their humanity after reading the Koran.

You can't magic yourself back 10 years.