Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You? I know you! You trust beyond reason."She met his eyes steadily. "Yes. It's how I get results beyond hope. As you may recall.

I can’t sew, but I can spin one helluva yarn.

What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.

Inflation is not all bad. After all, it has allowed every American to live in a more expensive neighborhood without moving.

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

How good and thoughtful he is; the world seems full of good men--even if there are monsters in it.

It is not things, but opinions about things that have absolutely no existence, which have so deranged mankind!

War is a fevered god who takes alike maiden and king and clod.

If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.

Look, really look, at how beautiful this day is. Let go of the worries and anxieties and judgments, and see the beauty.