Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Godliness is the root of cleanliness.

The wisdom of all ages and cultures emphasizes the tremendous power our thoughts have over our character and circumstances.

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

We are stronger as a group than an individual. Think in a cooperative and communal way, set up local food hubs and create growing communities.

The traditional ways to make a film, the traditional ways to share a film, have all collapsed. There are no gatekeepers, per se, any more, and anything can be done. Truly, I feel that.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I'm working so much I don't see the work of many young cartoonists so it's hard for me to tell which are my favourites. Maybe when I get to stick my head out of the sand I'll be able to let you know.

I am my age. I'm not making any effort to change it.

You've committed no sins, just mistakes.

The sky the sky- same as it always was.