Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse....

Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

If I feel sure of one thing, it is that this kind of “health” imperative is not moral. It is grooming.

So, what should I do right now?Stop crying, open your heart, and pray.

A caress is better than a career.

The rich women, to avoid dividing the inheritance among many, kill their own fetus in the womb and with murderous juices extinguish in the genital chamber their children.

Why are people afraid of getting older? You feel wiser. You feel more mature. You feel like you know yourself better. You would trade that for softer skin? Not me!

[Louis] Brandeis improves the prose. He simplifies it and perfects the balance of the sentence so it becomes even more memorable and aphoristic.

I haven't worked with people who are jealous or competitive. That's a particularly deadly attitude to have when you're working on a film.

I didn't back into being an actor, I was born one.

My God, is it possible that all the people have gone mad? The civil war now being inaugurated will be as horrible as his Satanic Majesty could desire.