Mr. Chairman, I think the record should show that for the first time since McKinley, we have a Republican president worth shooting, and I think that's a good sign.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.

Man is lonely mainly because he has been disconnected from the Divine presence.

Writing really is a difficult craft and there are many parts to master.

The question is, when does the therapeutic community end and the reality kick back in Then, what do you do with them

I incessantly look for water in wells dug by men, and I have drunk enough sand to prove it.

Morality without kindness is the most dangerous weapon.

What matters most right now, is what you do next.

Children are everything we could have been.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

My gut feeling is that paper and ink are going to be with us for a long time yet, and in substantial quantities, though certainly books are now going to be available in other forms.

The man in charge must concern himself with details. If he does not consider them important, neither will his subordinates.

I'm happy with what I've done but it's a challenge to try to win more.

You know, I've always said, I've never felt I was a particularly good singer, but I've always thought I had a great knack for picking hit songs.

Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.