Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Each time that I have felt like I might finally be figuring some things out, life has decided to change the rules and I’ve had to start all over again.

The pleasure or the benefit that the object of our deed derives from it is every now and then greater or even more important than the one we derive from the deed.

So, this war is against the Islam that the West does not control.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

Freedom is not merely a word or an abstract theory, but the most effective instrument for advancing the welfare of man.

I think the NBA players have to be held accountable in a reasonable way, just like any other professionals.

Talent is crucial. It needs to be driven by motivation, but blind ambition isn't the key.

Acting is the least mysterious of all crafts. Whenever we want something from somebody or when we want to hide something or pretend, we're acting. Most people do it all day long.

Mere air, these words, but delicious to hear.