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Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!


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This page presents the quote "Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!". Author of this quote is Terry Pratchett. This quote is about three times, three, halls, smoking,.