Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.

Do it or not, but do.

Gratitude is more of a compliment to yourself than someone else.

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients.

There lies at the back of every creed something terrible and hard for which the worshipper may one day be required to suffer.

Every little boy should be so lucky as to turn into me.

Let's not get naughty. How about homicidal instead?

I must create the world in order to breathe in the world; I don't exist unless I create.

Well, let's be clear, I'm the only one on the stage who actually has a five-year budget that balances.

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

If you express yourself too much, you're considered weak.