Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

The only power desirable is the grace to pray.

The 'Being Human' people were really cool and let me improvise. They had such a good working atmosphere. It was a cool set-up and a really good environment to be in.

There's a joy without canker or cark, There's a pleasure eternally new, 'T is to gloat on the glaze and the mark Of china that's ancient and blue.

Whoever then wishes to be free, let him neither wish for anything nor avoid anything which depends on others: if he does not observe this rule, he must be a slave.

I feel very protected when I see a movie. That's why I like making violent movies or radical movies.

The most important things in a painting are Form and Value. Color comes last - like a friend you welcome.

As long as the White House is deadly serious, which they tell me they are, I'll help them anyway I can.

Good things come, but they're never perfect; are they? You have to twist them into something perfect.

If I ran the Web, you could email dead people.

I can tell you love him. (Syn) Yeah, like a boil in my nether regions. (Kiara)