Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either.

To take wine into your mouth is to savor a droplet of the river of human history.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul.

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.

Wine is poetry in a bottle.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.

Invest in yourself. You get OUT what you put IN.

I never lost money by turning a profit.

It is an appalling thing to feel all one possesses drain away.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

It's about you, giving yourself permission to be who you are, without giving a rip about what anybody else is thinking about it.

No, I won't marry you. I won't do it. No one can force me.

Where faith begins, anxiety ends; where anxiety begins, faith end.

A woman says what is on her heart while a man says what is on his mind.

Painting is a hobby for me.

If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, that's credulity.