Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Donald Trump is talking about the failed leadership of the Obama Administration.

I think the thing that music can do is be unsettling. It is abnormal - music that's perceived to be different in an unresolved or unusual way.

And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time.

I don't want to permanently damage myself! On the other hand, a couple of days off the keyboard tends to make things somewhat better.

It calmed me down to see that most of the time no-one gets the scene on the first take.

The fools of the world have been those who have established religions, ceremonies, laws, faith, rule of life.

Society cannot but depend to a disproportionate degree on its capable few to develop and flourish.

Propriety is that perfection of style which comes when a work is authoritatively constructed on approved principles. It arises from prescription, from usage, or from nature.

What makes me say "wow" continually changes. It changes based on what I know.

A pretty face, don't make a pretty heart.