Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

if you have to wait for it to roar out ofyou, then wait patiently.if it never does roar out of you, do something else.

Why do you paint, Nona?"...'I paint first to honor God who paints the sunsets and oceans and human hearts. And second, I paint so I don't get cranky like so many of the old people in this world.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

My body gnaws at me from one side and my spirit gnaws at me from the other.

If I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn't have had the time to shoot a single movie!

Could I be in a better place and happier than I am today? I don't think so.

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old.

A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place, but intends to stay.

The body is our enemy, and yet is our friend.