Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter.

The more simply we look at ticklish questions, the more placid will be our lives and relationships.

Every damn thing is your own fault, if you are any good.

Muslims have never been and never can be so base as to expect any solutions to their problems through terror.

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

The South has not always been the friendliest place for African-Americans.

Counting the ways the Book of Mormon brings peace to the soul is like counting the sand on the seashore.

You have to stick to your guns for what your vision is.

Security is when I'm very much in love with somebody extraordinary who loves me back.

Our obligation at the network is where do we fit into that and how can we best capitalize on that to make sure that our piece of that remains important to those young people.