Mums are mums, lance-constable. They don't like to see men managing by themselves, in case that sort of thing catches on.

Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?

I get it, ' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but expect dinner to turn up within the hour.

He kissed me. He kissed me like a thousand promises were being exchanged through that one kiss.

Winning her heart again meant more than any championship.

A good midfielder has eyes in the back of his head, that's the secret in a nutshell

Loneliness is dangerous ... because if aloneness does not lead to God, it leads to the devil. It leads to the self.

I want Americans to realize that we are the owners of this country, and that one person can make a difference.

I am a hoarder of two things: documents and trusted friends.

Liberals never, ever should be back in power. Never.

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated.

Don't look back unless it's a good view.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?