Murphy is a writer's best friend, but you have to keep an eye on him, or he'll steal the silver.

I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something

Ideas are the easy part. The hard part is writing them down.

How can you know it's the best, if you don't learn about anything else?

In short, if we wish to see anything sensible done about the situation, we will clearly have to do it ourselves.

May you and your triple cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!

Always be polite to a dragon. It's harder than it sounds. Dragon etiquette is incredibly complicated, and if you make a mistake, the dragon eats you.

Sometimes, though, you have to do things for family, even if you'd rather not.

You can't force folks to have good sense, even if they're family. Maybe especially then.

Humility is as good for the soul as it is for the memory

Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar.

Don’t you dare come into my world and tell me what color the ocean is! It’s black. Black as midnight. Black and awful!

The most precious light is the one that visits you in your darkest hour!

I'm far too middle-class to morally object to a paying job.

Think of him still as the same, I say, He is not dead, he is just - away.

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.

A Warrior is always vigilant.

Players aren't quite as intimidated by my name.

Sometimes people think drawing and painting is mucking about when actually it is a highly skilled activity.

If God adds another day to our life, let us receive it gladly.

It's always interesting to play people different from yourself, it would be boring for me to play myself.