Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

Time is never wasted if you remember to bring along something to read.

Why should things be easy to understand?

Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength.

Let the peace of this day be here tomorrow when I wake up.

A screaming comes across the sky.

The Lord's angel, Gebrail, dictated the Koran to Mohammed the Lord's Prophet. What a joke if all that holy book were only twenty-three years of listening to the desert. A desert which has no voice.

It all comes down, as it must, to the desires of individual men. Oh, and women too of course, bless their empty little heads.

Someday it'll all be done by machine. Information machines.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

Every new situation requires new strategy.

The love of every single one of my lives.

It should not be Illiers-Combray that we visit: a genuine homage to Proust would be to look at our world through his eyes, not look at his world through our eyes.

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches.

A painted landscape is always more beautiful than a real one, because there's more there. Everything is more sensual, and one takes refuge in its beauty.

What is well done is done soon enough.

The pickpocket is usually very well dressed and of prepossessing appearance.

..we were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to 'expect little, forgive much'.

I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

The Christian theory of the sacredness of the Bible has been at the cost of the world's civilization.