Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Children are never too young to begin the study of nature's book, and never too old to quit. ~Laura Hecox

I had try to tell the difference between the night and the day and how the night was better unless the day was very clean and cold and I could not tell it

You live like comfortable strangers. Like characters in a play.

It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.

You have to do things that excite you; you have to have a passion for your work. Otherwise you're just a face on the screen.

'Look Daughter, and learn how to love' and He showed me His five open wounds.

To comfort me is like the wrong memory at the wrong place or time: if one is lonely one prefers discomfort.

It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

Motherhood so often comes in conflict with women's capacity to express and live their own lives.