Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

And my God will supply all your needs according to His riches in glory in Christ Jesus.

You don't need a vacation when there's anything to escape from...

Form follows beauty.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

It is well to open one's mind but only as a preliminary to closing it ... for the supreme act of judgment and selection.

You must see the persons who are in charge-persons you can punish or vote for.

In love you always win, even if you lose.

Making art is like swimming underwater in a blindfold.

From Bill Clinton speech- People are more impressed by the power of our example rather than the example of our power.

Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.