Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Emergent behaviors rely on computational geometry and scale.

People like you must create. If you don't create, Bernadette, you will become a menace to society.

Believe in things impossible, love the magic of a place, mystery in a person, passion in a relationship and seek adventures in life.. Live the life don't go through it..

Travel has a way of making the world a much smaller place.

... me He now delights to spare.

Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

The fact was I had the vision... I think everyone has... what we lack is the method.

There are truths which one can only say after having won the right to say them.

All great enterprises have a pearl of faith at their core, and this must be ours: that Americans are still a people born to liberty.

I scare people a little bit, so why not? That's what we do as drag queens. We're supposed to be a little intimidating!