Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

The tricky part about discovering our giftedness is that it may be in an area that feels unexpected.

What do you want to write? What gets your goat? What irks you to no length? If you could change the world with words, what would they be?

No answer to prayer is an indication of our merit every answer to prayer is an indication of God's mercy.

Most successes are unhappy. That's why they are successes - they have to reassure themselves about themselves by achieving something that the world will notice.

To learn by observation is traveling, people must also bring knowledge with them.

Honor is the most capricious in her rewards. She feeds us with air, and often pulls down our house, to build our monument.

I am here on behalf of all the patients that I have ever met, all the ones I haven't met. This is about letting patients play a more active role ... in fixing health care.

I am I and you are you, whatever we were to each other that we still are.

Those authors who would find many readers, must endeavour to please while they instruct.

I do not believe Tony Blair was a fundamentally good man who went bad. I believe he was evil in the first place.