Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting.

Those who hear this solemn call of life and respond with the corresponding supply receive progress in life.

Writing a book is like sliding down a rainbow! Marketing it is like trudging through a field of chewed bubblegum on a hot, sticky day.

Every garden scheme should have a backbone, a central idea beautifully phrased. Every wall, path, stone and flower should have its relationship to the central idea.

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.

We were in a relationship for eight years, and we maybe saw each other, total, for a year.

You can't get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.

I'm not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.

They [Japanese whalers] haven't produced a single peer-reviewed international scientific paper in 23 years.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.