Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Happiness is happiness.

A man might as well hope to fight a swarm of flies with a sword as to master his own thoughts when they are set on by the devil.

I can stand what I know. It's what I don't know that frightens me.

It's always important to have the blessing.

Management by Walking Around

I'm not satisfied with the explanations I get from tv or from school.

There is one thing I know about creative conflict: once my argument is exhausted, I am not going to be unhappy whether it moves in my direction or away.

As ability goes, so goes our fortune.

I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.

Too often we think we can act without explaining and take decisions without justifying them.