Music, when soft voices die Vibrates in the memory.

Sometimes The Devil is a gentleman.

Through the sunset of hope, Like the shapes of a dream, What paradise islands of glory gleam!

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it burneth; Love repulsed, - but it returneth!

Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear.

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.

O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?

Away, away, from men and towns, To the wild wood and the downs, - To the silent wilderness, Where the soul need not repress Its music.

War is the statesman's game, the priest's delight, the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade.

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.

Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.

My movies, in general, I have the impression that when they finish of course they're never originally what you had in mind.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

The politician who steals is worse than a thief. He is a fool. With all the grand opportunities around for the man with a political pull, there's no excuse for stealin' a cent.

Silence not only lets you listen but to see things with much more clarity than you ever can.

Avery Morgansten? This is becoming a habit.

Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?

A writer judging his own work is like deceived husband - he is frequently the last person to appreciate the true state of affairs.

What an extraordinary episode in the economic progress of man that age was which came to an end in August, 1914!

Borrowers will default. Markets will collapse. Gold (the ultimate form of safe money) will skyrocket.