Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

Fighting giants was one thing. Bacchus making into a game was something else.

When traversing the vast sea of loneliness, Oneness is the only true safe harbor.

Freedom is the atmosphere in which humanity thrives. Breathe it in.

If I die tomorrow, I'll be alright because I believe that after we're gone, spirit carries on...

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

When I'm the person in front of the microphone, and I'm the person in the light, I want to reflect and refract the light onto places where they need the attention, where I don't need it.

Problems cannot all be solved, for, as they are solved, new aspects are continually revealed: the historian opens the way, he does not close it.

When you write a book for publication, you're writing it for other people to read.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

The religious hospitals would jeopardize their patients' lives rather than perform a medically necessary abortion is not mere speculation, it is documented fact.

Science fiction let me do both. It let me look into science and stick my nose in everywhere.