My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Everything, decided Francie after that first lecture, was vibrant with life and there was no death in chemistry. She was puzzled as to why learned people didn't adopt chemistry as a religion.

We do not know how life began.

You cannot read any image of the World Trade Center without thinking of 9/11.

There is nothing like the bootless solitude of those who are caged together.

To his mind, free will was a privilege, not a right.

We blame equally him who is too proud to put a proper value on his own merit and him who prizes too highly his spurious worth.

In Western-style Communism we would have to create an almost imaginary workers' image of themselves as the father-figure.

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

You certainly have a higher quality of life when you are not on the Forbes list. It just means that your security changes, and you're known for the wrong things.

The Senkaku islands are inherently Japanese territory. I want to show my strong determination to prevent this from changing.