My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

I wouldnt want to be remembered as the guy who contaminated a perfectly legitimate form of protest art with money and celebrities.

There is a great difference between the irreconcilable and the self-contradict ory.

The idea of a visual icon that gives you a sense of information very quickly and that you can easily just say "That's what the style is."

They favour learning whose actions are worthy of a learned pen.

All German women are beautiful.

The concept of a value-free science is absurd.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew.

You can not escape a prison if you do not know you're in one.