My Epitaph:THIS is Plan B

Paranoid means you are aware of 10% of the problem

Therefore, to maximize your productivity, deliberately focus on precisely one thing at a time.

To ‘kill time’ is a case of mistaken identity -- you have mistaken the victim for the perp.

So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.

Whenever there is a break up, it's usually not the fault of just one party. Both are usually at fault

There is an air of last things, a brooding sense of impending annihilation, about so much deconstructive activity, in so many of its guises; it is not merely postmodernist but preapocalyptic.

Let nothing and nobody break your spirit. Let the unity in the community remain intact.

Don’t use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Obviously we can't do what we do if no one is paying attention.

I was always curious. I always wondered why Tarzan is the King of the Jungle in Africa, he was white.

I think writing about unhappiness is probably the source of my popularity, if I have any - after all, most people are unhappy, don't you think?

I honestly really don't get aggravated at all. I just go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.