My Maman told me that only the crazy ones and the passionate ones accomplish anything in life.

The mind's best trick is the illusion that it exists.

Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last.

A man must learn to forgive himself.

My mom has always been kind of my backbone. She keeps me strong. She is a mother, a friend. She is really everything to me.

You don't have to wear fur. They make such great fakes. There's no reason to kill an animal.

If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.

Gambling interests hire lots of economists to do impact studies, but what you need is cost-benefit analysis, and you'll never see the industry finance those

I'm pretty good at indulging myself. I'm about to go travel for a week. I like to get massaged, go into steam rooms. I take care of myself.

Because other people are fools, must you be so too?

The message of individual liberty and peace is contagious.