My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

We’re on a mission from God.

We don't need no stinking badges!

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

Believe me, men never stare at women, its they who steal our attention - Ramana Pemmaraju

Pray patiently.Pray purposefully.Pray painstakingly.Pray perfectly.

Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.

The best part about playing a mom is that people hug moms. I get hugs all the time. It really makes hard days a lot easier, and easy days are downright joyous.

Putin is no different than any other powerful man, like a Senator, or a President.

The Christian way is a life of faith. In order to hold on to the promises of God, you've got to believe them and live by them.

Education is the basic tool for the development of consciousness and the reconstitution of society.

We already have a sabbatical system. It's called opposition, and I've had enough of it.

Mercy is not a proper Indian name."..........."Rash Coyote Who Runs With Wolf. We could shorten it to Dinner Woman.

There is often as much independence in not being led as in not being driven.