My after forty face felt far more comfortable than anything I lived with previously.

Sleep: the stepchild of Death.

If it doesn't make you sweat, it's not worth it. If it's not hard to get, why go for it?

They were Siamese twins, joined at the groin by a traitorous piece of meat.

... you cannot shake hands with the Devil and not get sulphur on your sleeve.

Life is a Game you play only once you don't get the second chance and if you get you will never come in the same identity. So perform well.

Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don’t know him.

If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.

She keeps on hoping from a word from Penelope, but not in any strenuous way. She hopes as people who know better hope for undeserved blessings, spontaneous remissions, things of that sort.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Lying to a committee is a very grave abuse, and there ought to be a clear punishment.

Time is our element, not a mistaken invader.

If you consider, for example, that democracy is much like a religion then 9/11 is akin to finding the body of God.

Hate the sin and not the sinner' is a precept which, though easy enough to understand, is rarely practiced, and that is why the poison of hatred spreads in the world.

Be like you thought our love would last too long, if it were chain'd together