My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

Those who cannot attack the thought, instead attack the thinker.

Let's do it right. This is for the ages.

That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.

The motion picture is the people's Art.

My body and my will are one.

Islamic terrorists are new examples of an old problem with fascism.

The best way to bury your pain is to help others, and to lose yourself in that.

Language is an impure medium. Speech is public property and words are the soiled products, not of nature, but of society, which circulates and uses them for a thousand different ends.

I'm a strict materialist - but the police are brutal materialists.

With every single role, you're not going to get a role unless you invest your whole heart into it.