My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired but then time is your misfortune

The life most of us live are lives we are forced to live by immediate needs, influences, and pressures.

But eggshells were made to be broken, and slamming into a 100-story skyscraper at the speed of light would likely do the deed.

...alone is such a nebulous state when one is queen.

When I refuse to obey an unjust law, I do not contest the right of the majority to command, but I simply appeal from the sovereignty of the people to the sovereignty of mankind.

I love playing out. I love dance music, I love minimal electro. Especially hearing that in clubs, it's a nod to that really.

If God made poets for anything, it was to keep alive the traditions of the pure, the holy, and the beautiful.

You say that you are my judge; I do not know if you are; but take good heed not to judge me ill, because you would put yourself in great peril.

Manifest the divinity within you and everything will be harmoniously arranged around it.

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.