My beautiful swan. My savior and my undoing.

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

My eyes were dazed by you for a little, and that was all.

My look is a very individual look. I love Pink, but I don't really dress like Pink.

And don't forget: time is meant to be wasted, love fails and death is useless.

Most importantly: Don't adjust your results to build up the ego of the chief strategist. Especially if the strategist is you.

I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

That's the way it goes with the whole human thing - nobody wants to take a risk. But to be entertaining is not risky, everybody likes to be entertained.

Hope animates the wise, and lures the presumptuous and indolent who repose inconsiderately on her promises.

People generally don't recognize how long it takes to conceive, publish, and write a book.

Life is about doing the things that make you happy, not the things that please other people. If you can please other people, that's a plus, but as long as you're not hurting anyone, you're golden.