My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

The time some people spend worrying and crying about their problems is sometimes more than enough to find some effective solutions to them.

I shot a lot of stuff that no one will ever see. That was my student work. What also happened was there was a big jump in technology.

We think it will be shortly afterwards, but it seems a terrible thing to gamble with such big stakes in diplomacy without having your master card in your hand.

Wealthy people understand we're one America, and we do best when we're all together.

Really if you look at my filmography, there's something for everyone!

I don't quite understand what Tolstoy's actual personal view of Anna is - whether he likes her or hates her, whether she's the heroine or the antiheroine.

If you had the cure to cancer wouldn't you share it? .. You have the cure to death .. get out there and share it.

Most of my advances were by mistake. You uncover what is when you get rid of what isn't.

Men are always sincere. They change sincerities, that's all.