My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

May Love, Joy and Abundance Rain on Every Being in the World.

I am swimming in a sea of words, attempting to keep my head above water.

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I don't plan anything any more. I just live my life.

I would like to host a show, something like travel or cooking or something like that, something I'm really interested in, and so I'm pitching a couple television shows.

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

Successful people reject rejection.

Thou shalt come out of a warme Sunne into God's blessing.

If your heart is in love, you can do anything.

Like the dead-seeming, cold rocks, I have memories within that came out of the material that went to make me. Time and place have had their say.