My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The only way to neutralize the effect of public journals is to multiply them indefinitely.

You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?" "A long one?

The biggest lesson I've learned . . . was that if you have all the fresh water you want to drink and all the food you want to eat, you ought never to complain about anything.

Only by God?s grace have I made it to see today and only by God?s grace will I ever see tomorrow.

Apples, grapes... any kind of fruit gives me the energy I need to get through my busy day.

If you can pick up a ground ball you'll play for any team you want.

I don't like sitting at a keyboard.

Learn spiritual sciences, to recognize God and gain access to Him, no matter what religion or sect you belong to!

Heaven, they say, protects children, sailors, and drunken men; and whatever answers to Heaven in the academical system protects freshmen.