My best writing is often early in the morning and, sometimes, while working out.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Don't put off happiness you can have today. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed.

There is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.

It's disappointing to know that someone can see right through you.

He who hath two coats, let him impart to him that hath none.

We hear war called murder. It is not; it is suicide.

My acting range has always been something between the two extremes of 'raises left eyebrow' and 'raises right eyebrow.'

So the deeper stages of sleep are really those times of quiescence, you're really restoring your body and we have a few different stages of sleep.

My mother's great. She has the major looks. She could stop you from doing anything, through a closed door even, with a single look. Without saying a word, she has that power to rip out your tonsils.