My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

You demand respect and you'll get it. First of all, you give respect.

When we give ourselves the chance to let go of all our tension, the body's natural capacity to heal itself can begin to work.

Even the humblest mammal's strong sexual, parental, and social instincts give rise to 'do unto others as yourself' and 'love thy neighbor as thyself'.

At sea, I feel comfortable and I come to rest.

My career has been a gradual climb. I think that's part of the reason why I've had longevity.

And the real thing can kill you whether you believe in it or not.

I didn't get turned on, I just got turned. I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned.

Never underestimate someone with Autism, because there could be Brilliance struggling to get out.

In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage.

Thine eyes I love, and they as pitying me, Knowing thy heart torment me with disdain, Have put on black, and loving mourners be, Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain.