My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I'm going on an adventure

People who look down on us poor country folk usually won’t admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.

Anti-European politicians tell more myths and fantasies about Europe than you can find in Harry Potter or The Da Vinci Code.

In the end, there will always be a fundamental difference of perspective between New Zealand and Australia on defense, whoever is in government.

Now I've had everything except for the thrill of watching Babe Ruth play.

Some people have said, in so many words, that I'm kind of wooly-headed in believing that the Iranians would see not having nuclear weapons as more in their security interest than not.

My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

I think Scotland is probably my spiritual home and I love it there very, very much.

Banking is a branch of the information business.

Who would not prefer animals to these people who prefer animals to people?