My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The greatest thing a human being can do is to be compassionate to humanity.

Speaking as a writer, it would be difficult to find an event in American history more dramatic and riveting than the Civil War.

You cannot play with fire.

The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents: Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.

it is better to inspire a reform than to enforce it.

It's hard to do fiction and nonfiction simultaneously.

We must ever mandate the principle that the people of this continent alone have the right to decide their own destiny.

You still haven’t eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) ‘Yeah, right. He still hadn’t eaten his boots either, and he’d rather feast on one of them than that thing in her hand.’ (Talon)