My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

We don't move with our legs and arms, but with courage and will power.

By being high, you become low and by being low, you become high. By being humble, you become high.

Flying might not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.

An automobile has about 10,000 moving parts, right? An airplane has two million, and it has to stay up in the air.

Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.

The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people.

In my career, I've had people talking about different things many times, but then not get nominated.

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

I love sports - if I'm not acting, I'm probably doing sports.

I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think