My bugs don't have bugs.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out.

A writer or an author must always be the no.1 fan of his/her book.

I thought boxes were the best toy. When my parents got a new car, I ran to my mother and said, 'Did it come in a box?'

To lie, of course, is to engender insanity.

We may not have the ability to change all of the world's wrongs, but we can make a difference where we are.

You're making a movie, not a documentary. If you made a film like the historians would like you to make, you're not going to go and see it. I'd rather see paint dry.

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

You don't have to be some sort of freak to meditate

Confidence in the natural world is self-reliance; in the spiritual world, it is God-reliance.

Writing is a way of sharing our humanity.