My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

While the bible is GOD because the word of GOD is GOD, please understand that GOD cannot be contained in the bible. To believe otherwise is to make an infinite GOD finite.

We all know that a sky with clouds in it is much more interesting than one that doesn’t have any.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

The thing about love is that we come alive in bodies not our own.

Ronald Reagan's biographer wrote of the former president's final days: "for all the intimate familiarity of that face and body, I did not feel his presence beside me-only his absence."

My ambition was to be a record producer, and I had started doing that in the late '60s with my work with the MC5 and my friend Livingston Taylor.

We're on the other side of the fence now, Lena,' she says, tiredly, as she passes. "Don't you get it? You can't tell me what to feel.

It all comes down to who does the dishes.

I have a life coach out with me on tour, a very nice guy from L.A. He just prepares me for each day.

He who makes his law a curse, by his own law shall surely die.