My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

We tried not to smile, for smiling only encourages men to bore you and waste your time.

Christmas embodies everything that I need. However, everything that I need is often made up of a lot of stuff I don’t want.

Ugliness sees ugliness

I wanna be forever young.

Just because they disagree, doesn't mean you ain't right.

As the soft yield of water cleaves obstinate stone So to yield with life solves the insolvable: To yield I have learned is to come back again.

When we can begin to take our failures non-seriously it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.

The average man. The emergence of the concept.

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

Effective leaders have the ability to consistently move themselves and others to action because they understand the “invisible forces” that shape us