My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

If we don't change the direction we are headed, we will end up where we are going.

You must realize that money is not good or evil

Envy loves to tease a man constantly playing yo-yo, which is a cherished dream man.

I will both lay me down in peace and sleep: for thou Lord only makest me dwell in safety.

Some ministers would make good martyrs: they are so dry they would burn well.

The way a man penetrates the world should be the same way he penetrates his woman: not merely for personal gain or pleasure, but to magnify love, openness, and depth.

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

My influences are with Irish music, church music and classical music.

The Imam throughout his life called America 'the Great Satan'. He believed that all the Muslims' problems were caused by America.

No harm comes to man from outside alone: dumbness is the objective spirit.