My children are 10 and three, and the longing and the need for them is incredibly powerful.

I define success as being comfortable with yourself and your life. And that is about as good as it gets, really.

And I fly planes all the time. And helicopters.

I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey.

Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.

Robert Treat Paine was a signer of the Declaration of Independence.

Bambi can't act. Bambi had major attitude.

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

The wonderful thing about Food for Thought is that it lets you keep your hand in theater and be in front of a live audience without a commitment of six months, or even three months.

But I like to be thought of as a good father and a good husband.

I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love.

But borrowing strength builds weakness.

Fate is not in man but around him

By telling lie you can hide the truth, but u can't reject it.

No one church has all the answers or the perfect map to the Promised Land, and I prefer to work out my own faith and my own convictions in the seclusion of my own mind.

I don't have time to stand around and listen to an 11-minute song.

Let us therefore be of a reverent spirit, and fear the long-suffering of God, that it tend not to our condemnation.

All men are loyal, but their objects of allegiance are at best approximate.

When people leave my show, I want them to say, 'I've never seen anything like that in my life ... It's amazing. He's the greatest entertainer in the world.'

Although we deal with probabilities and expectations, the actual results can deviate substantially from such expectations, particularly on a short-term basis.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.